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In a plot twist no one saw coming, ABC has officially declared that it’s bowing out of the presidential debate business, citing both financial strain and a backlash of epic proportions. After years of hosting these political slugfests, ABC executives have finally thrown in the towel, reportedly muttering, “We can’t afford it,” as they exited […]

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood superstar Robert Downey Jr. has expressed keen interest in teaming up with Mel Gibson’s newly formed non-woke production studio, indicating his frustration with what he perceives as increasing wokeness in the film industry. The iconic actor, renowned for his portrayal of Iron Man in Marvel’s blockbuster movies, recently […]

In an era where the entertainment industry is frequently polarized by social and political ideologies, a new alliance is making headlines. Veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have launched a “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance,” and their latest addition, Dennis Quaid, has added significant star power to the movement. This alliance aims to provide a platform […]

1. The Reality of Fame and Perfectiona In a recent public statement that has sparked considerable debate, actor Chris Pratt declared, “Y’all won’t agree, but Taylor Swift shouldn’t be any young girl’s role model!” This remark has ignited a flurry of discussions regarding Taylor Swift’s influence and whether she is an appropriate role model for […]

In a surprising turn of events, country music star Jason Aldean has publicly declined a massive $500 million collaboration offer from pop icon Taylor Swift. The reason? Aldean cited Swift’s “woke” music as the primary factor behind his decision. The potential partnership between two of the music industry’s biggest names would have been a monumental […]